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Re: New Golf
From: Andrew Savige
January 3, 2007 02:42
Re: New Golf
Message ID: firstname.lastname@example.org
--- Michael Wrenn wrote:
> OK! Here's what happened to me ... I went out to get some dinner and
> returned to check on my solid 20th Place (securing a prized
> Fonality/trixbox T-shirt) ... when what to my wondering eyes should
> appear, but \'anick the Canuck who was now TWO STROKES CLEAR! I CURSEd
> and I SHOUTed and I called him some names| That Bastr/a//d! That
> foo|bird! That Flamingo again!!! I'll catch him! I'll pass him! I'll
> beat him this time! I'll punk him! I'll twizzle and addle his brain! To
> the top of the board! Past Juho and ton! Now slash away, slash away,
> slash away all!
> When I came to, I was still one stroke back and all my hair had been
> yanked out and deposited on the floor next to me. That \'akinc! It was
> after 1AM and I needed inspiration. I went into my closet and tried on
> all of my T-shirts ... None of them fit! I needed a NEW one!
> So, I had another beer (a nice Belgian one) and kept at it and just
> before 2AM, I saw the light! An extremely obvious 2 stroker that I had
> tried earlier in a slightly different form. I could feel that feeling
> of cotton ...
Yes, doing battle with `/anick is perhaps the pinnacle of any golfer's
career. Michael, thanks for sharing that story; it was great compensation
for not having the pleasure of battling with `/anick hand-to-hand this
BTW, I've jotted down a few scrappy and informal "fundamental insights"
into this golf game at:
Please let me know of other "fundamental insights" I've missed or any
"blunderific overlooks" that I've made. I'm not sure I like the term
"fundamental insight" and I'm open to persuasion as to a better term.
[Erm, I'm a bit ashamed to admit that I was provoked into writing these
notes in response to what I perceived (perhaps incorrectly) to be an
attack on perl golfers ... which I won't stand for ;-)].
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